parasailin-sarahpalin:

you know what really turns me on?

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princekarkat:

crowmunist:

SO I WAS TALKING WITH MY FRIEND FROM AUSTRALIA ABOUT POPSICLES AND SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BOMB POP WAS SO I MADE THIS FREEDOM CRACK ABOUT IT BEING THE MOST AMERICAN POPSICLE

AND SHE ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT AUSTRALIA’S “FAVORITE FROZEN DELIGHT” WAS

I ANSWERED “KOALA”

AND SHE SAID NO

IT’S GOLDEN GAYTIMES

GOLDEN

GAYTIMES

THIS FUCKING POPSICLE

AUSTRALIA GOD DAMN IT

have you heard of that australian breakfast cereal called Uncle Toby’s Nut Feast